I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
we made out on top of his cat.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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