yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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