it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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