Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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