no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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