I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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