Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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