You work out of a Hotel?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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