i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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