Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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