and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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