i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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