Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Randomize
