i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
The power of my boobs compel you
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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