fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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