Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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