Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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