I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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