she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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