his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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