what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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