Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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