then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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