One girl and one boy is just not enough.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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