Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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