You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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