I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Boobs are out for the taking
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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