Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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