So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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