oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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