I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
