But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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