They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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