yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
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