she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
