called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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