sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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