I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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