Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i've created a new STD.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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