You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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