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if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz

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(540): View more from Virginia

Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

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(561): View more from Florida

Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration

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(310): View more from California

Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"

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(425): View more from Washington

No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,

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(562): View more from California

I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?

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Whatever it is you failed

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(519): View more from Ontario

Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!

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