My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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