I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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