Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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