I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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