this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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