Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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