don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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