sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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