Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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