It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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