How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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