Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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