I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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