will power is for people who don't want to get laid
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Couch. On fire.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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