We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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