This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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